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Joke of the Day
"I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone."
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"Some kid on xbox live told me he had *** with my mom I told him my mother has AIDS."
"I have a time phobia. *looks at watch, panics *looks at clock, panics *looks at thyme ""This I can handle."""
"What did Jay Z say when his friend died? No Biggie."
"What do you call it when everyone is behaving on a cruise ship? Cruise control. LOL fuck everyone hahahaha 666SATAN666"
"Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza doesn't scream in an oven."
"At Subway I ordered a 12 inch sandwich, but instead they gave me a 6 inch sandwich Oops, wrong sub."
"I never really liked the word syllable. It's seems pretty full of itself."
"Why was the horse always mad at the mule? It kept half-assing everything."
"Q: What does a cat say when he likes something? A: It's purrrfect."