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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened to the fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off."

"Female Viagra Why has it taken so long to get a female version of Viagra? They couldn't get the women to agree on the color for the pill."

"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."

"HAHA! Answer your phone silly. I called you like 18 times. -I say as I climb through your window"

"Pregnant wife: Are you going to be a good big sister? 3-year-old: Babies are jerks."

"You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles."

"The free sample lady just asked if I'd like to try some slow roasted pork loin and then did a hip thrust at me."

"Deathbed confession Me: We're bankrupt Him: What? How? Me: I lied about being able to fold fitted sheets. I bought new ones every time"

"I tried to teach my illiterate nymphomanic girlfriend the alphabet. But she only wanted the D. I'm testing this joke here before i try it on my critics of mates."

"what is the difference between aspirin and a strippers boyfriend? asprin works."