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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened to the fly on the toilet seat? He got pissed off."

"I have an odd friend who gets off to the dictionary. It's weird but he's come to terms with it."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say before he went down the mine? I'll be black."

"We all have someone's phone number in our phone and they have no idea we have it!"

"One for the school kids this morning. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino."

"What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base? A flat major."

"Q: Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier? A: To promote off-shore drilling."

"How to celebrate 4/20 Guide your newborn son into becoming an evil dictator and slaughter most of the Jewish population."

"You know you're an ugly c*nt when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera."

"Why does voldemort have flat face? He ran into wrong wall at train station"