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Joke of the Day

"Whenever my children question my knowledge on any subject, I just remind them that their mother is older than the Internet."

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."

"What is yellow and cant swim? An excavator. Why? It only has one arm."

"Why Twitter deleted so many terrorist accounts recently? Otherwise they'd kill all the 140 characters."

"Tampax has announced that they will be taking the string off tampons and replacing it with tinsel. This is for the Christmas period only."

"TIL that North Korea is one of few countries where women Truly have equal rights to men. That is that they both equally don't have any."

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Me: You know what cures a headache right? Wife: Tylenol Me: You know what else cures a headache? Wife: Advil Me: You know what else ......"

"I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring. Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors."

"What's a russian's favorite golf club? A putin wedge."