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Joke of the Day

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."

"You know you're drunk when the cat barks."

"I told my friend that he can do anything he puts his mind to... ...he told me to lick my own pussy."

"How many Vietnam Vets will it take to change a ligh...nevermind, man! You wouldn't understand cuz you weren't there, man!"

"Everyone, stop making menstrual cycle jokes. Period."

"Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else."

"Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle? -No, go fish."

"Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in."

"That awkward moment when a rapist picks up a hitchhiking serial killer... Killer: ""Turn down that dark road down there."" Rapist: ""I was planning on it..."""