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Joke of the Day

"How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it."

"Brb taking my potted plant for a walk ""And that is tha sunshine, and this is another plant, you guys can't be friends he lives outside"""

"I took my girlfriend to a baseball game. I kissed her between every strike.... and she kissed me between the balls."

"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"

"I'm old enough to remember when cell phones actually got smaller every year."

"How are a frying pan and a beautiful woman similar? You have to get them both hot before you put the meat in."

"Two cannibals are stewing up a clown One turns to the other and says, ""Does this taste funny to you?"""

"I want to open a gay poker bar. And call it ""The space of AIDS"""

"How did US felt when Trump is elected as the president? TRUMPmatized. (Traumatized, ^get^it?^ha^ha^kill^me^please )"

"Found out one of my best friend is a prostitute... Now I see her in a completely different light"