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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."

"The Size of my Penis is Very Private It's information that should be kept between me, my doctor, and his wife."

"Women on their periods make me angry... ...I was loking up my wife's skirt last night and the red mist descended over my eyes."

"do I wanna smoke? sure I'll smoke. I'll smoke u fools on the court when ur lung capacity is severely compromised. stay in school, be active"

"Signs that things aren't going well: 1) your gums bleed when u brush your hair. 2) u pray for the demise of the same 6 people every day."

"What sways from side to side? Jesus on a rubber cross!"

"An Xbox One got into a fight with a PS4 The ambulance came. Wii U Wii U Wii U."

"Wifey is pregnant again. She wants a girl but I want a black guy so I have someone to play basketball with."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it."

"Just donated blood. I hope whoever gets it likes wine."