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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"

"Did you ""ask"" me or ""axe"" me? Because seriously...... one is murder."

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in."

"Who will take the second shot in this snooker game? Find out after the break."

"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."

"2 hunters walk into a bar... ...That was the worst time to misinterpret the word 'duck'"

"PISSED: teen gets fed up with teacher ""can i use the bathroom?"" ""i don't know, CAN you?"" *takes deep breath* *pisses all over teachers desk*"

"Personality is 40% genetics, 40% upbringing, and 20% the last book you read."

"What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? Mentally dis-cabled."

"I ruined tonight's chilli. My ~~brother~~ sister said it was too spicey."