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Joke of the Day

"Me: You know what cures a headache right? Wife: Tylenol Me: You know what else cures a headache? Wife: Advil Me: You know what else ......"

"I may not be book smart or street smart and I may not have much common sense and I'm really not sure where I was going with this."

"#Itssocoldthat..A streaker froze in mid-streak! The town council just stuck a plaque on him and pretended he was a Greek statue until spring"

"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"

"I went running today but came back after 5 minutes because I forgot something I forgot that I'm fat and can't run for more than 5 minutes."

"What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam."

"What's long, stiff and full of se(a)men? Maddie McCan"

"Woman's rights Not an april fools joke."

"A fun way to ""Break up"" is to tell them to ""Go long"" and then never throw them the football."

"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"