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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me her sock had a hole in it. ""Darn it!"" I replied."
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"I'm sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows."
"Why are the ""sans"" family of fonts so serious? No one wants to be comic sans."
"A vulture is boarding an airplane carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry sir, there is only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"What do Chinese lumberjacks do? Chopsticks"
"Did you hear about the pirate who got in trouble at work? He was reported to H-arrrrr"
"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."
"What book do you look in to find the best insults? A Dicktionary."
"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."
"How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse? Hodor."