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Joke of the Day
"How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse? Hodor."
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapus."
"[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles"
"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"
"A man enters a pun contest... He writes down 10 puns and puts them into a hat thinking at least one of them would win. Sadly, no pun in 10 did."
"Why are there no Jews on Jupiter? Because it's a gas planet."
"Jared Leto's primary preparation for his role as the Joker was changing his middle name to Stil"
"Who is the scariest hobbit? Lorena"
"While driving home early one day, I saw a man running naked I pulled over and asked, ""Why are you running like that?"" He answered, ""Because you're coming home early."""
"We come to love not by finding a perfect person... but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly."