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Joke of the Day
"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."
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"What's under there?"
"I don't see why people dislike racial diversity I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six-offender! Edit; not my joke!"
"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" mean the same thing...except when you're at a funeral."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? Well, one is a racist, megalomaniacal, rabble-rousing buffoon and the other one is Adolf Hitler."
"What did the depressed plankton do? It krilled iself!"
"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"
"Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch."
"If my boss catches me surfing the internet, I make sure I have a screen open to a big box of tampons from Amazon and he leaves me alone"