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Joke of the Day

"Finding Nemo. Grilling Nemo. Eating Nemo."

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"Jokes about German people... Are the wurst!"

"Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat mummy cat and two kittens !"

"I heard that there was a new food court in Coruscant Its called Admiral Ackbar's Admirable Snack Bar"

"I poked my eye out .("

"Roses are red violets are blue celery is green bees are black and yellow please help me I can't stop pumpkins are orange satan is vermillion"

"We shouldn't send our trash into space, that's how you get space raccoons"

"[superhero meeting] ""What's your enemy called?"" ""Dr Doom. Yours?"" ""Joker"" [stifles laughter] ""I HAVE OTHERS"" ""Ye-"" ""Penguin"" [just loses it]"

"I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?..."