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Joke of the Day

"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."

"Police: where were you between 5 and 6? Me: Kindergarten"

"Q: What do you call a fish with three eyes? A: Fiiish."

"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"

"What type of car did Yoda eat? A BMW i8"

"Never eat spoiled meat Or spoiled eggs"

"Whenever I seductively unbutton my pants, I always maintain full eye contact with the waiter so he knows I want more table bread."

"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."

"What part of a football ground is never the same? The changing rooms!"

"I recently invented a new word to describe a lot of the jokes on the subreddit. Plagiarism."