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Joke of the Day
"Dear God, thank you for not giving spiders wings."
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"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Lets get Jobs!"
"Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt."
"I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected. "
"Lance Armstrong and Chuck Norris had a contest to see who had more balls... Chuck Norris won by three."
"This morning, I accidentally put redbull instead of water in my coffee After 15 mins of driving I realized I forgot home my car"
"Saw a hawk swoop down over the highway and fly off with a snake in his mouth and I can't even switch lanes while eating a Twizzler."
"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening."
"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."
"*man gets run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry* *policeman informs family* ""There's no easy way to say this""..."