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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry I snort-laughed when you were saying your vows."
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"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"
"Why was the criminal's argumentative essay so good? He had some outstanding warrants."
"I found a way to make my dick 9 inches long I fold it in half"
"Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets."
"Those ""Run Hillary, Run!"" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!"
"when is the only time you want a white point guard? When your sister comes home and says ""Im dating a point guard"""
"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."
"I've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now."
"What career choice to hippies usually pick? Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved."