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Joke of the Day
"If you really want people to notice you, be a typo."
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"What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint."
"Never Never Never tell someone you are patient. They will test you..."
"I saw the funniest joke on television the other day. It was Hillary Clinton's campaign. I couldn't stop laughing."
"For Sale: Golden Retriever, Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable."
"How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder"
"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."
"Me: ""I came to Twitter to be creative and express myself."" Twitter: lol, you said ""came""."
"How often do i make jokes about chemistry? Periodically."
"What do you do if a bird shits on your head? Don't go out with her again!"