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Joke of the Day

"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."

"What do you call a red-head ninja? A ginja."

"A turd walks into the doctors office... and says, ""I feel like shit."""

"How do you teach your dog to roll over ? Put him on fire."

"How long did Cain beat his brother? As long as he was Abel."

"Nothing like riding a motorcycle without a helmet. The wind blowing through your hair... the warm pavement on your face..."

"[shipwreck diary] Day 3: dude next to me can hold his breath for 3 days. Going on 4. Very impressive."

"Statistical inference joke - why are two medians in a single data set funny? Because it's a co-median ^_^"

"Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving? KFC isnt open on holidays"

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam"