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Joke of the Day

"How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder"

"Supposedly anagrams of people's names give you clues to how they're going to die... ... and [Hugh Dennis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hugh_Dennis) is an anagram of ""hung in shed""."

"I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem."

"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."

"Son:Dad, what is 'creeping inflation'? Father:It's when your mother starts out asking for new shoes and ends up with a complete new outfit."

"Compliment somebody on their moustache and all of a sudden she is not your friend anymore."

"What's better than a vase of roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ."

"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"

"How does a mathematician get Tan? Sin/Cos"

"Prove you're not a robot by typing two words that sounds like they were doodled on a toilet cubicle by a schizophrenic"