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Joke of the Day

"How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb? Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder"

"My trademark fight move is to ask someone very nicely not to hit me or be mean to me."

"what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid"

"If you had a terrible childhood, you'll be super-bummed out by Bank of America's options for security questions."

"Go suck an egg. Lick a mango. Breathe on an avocado. Make everyone at the grocery store uncomfortable."

"What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A mental block."

"I failed the communism test. No Marx."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it."

"Have you heard about the Indian that set the track for Native American's to vote? He was the little Injun that could"

"I'm 28 years old, but in marriage years, I'm already dead."