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Joke of the Day

"For Sale: Golden Retriever, Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable."

"What type of dog leaves a mark? shar pei"

"Roses are red... This one is screwed up, you've been warned. /our flag is too /raise your hand to the sky /and gas all the jews"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"I taught my son how to spell beer so he'd stop bringing me Pepsi from the fridge."

"What's enormous, gray, and unimportant? Irrelephant."

"TERRIBLE INVENTION PITCH: decaf Red Bull"

"Instead of smoking cigarettes, switch to hanging just outside an establishment, casually repeating that you want to die."

"did you watch the obese fashion show? they had some pretty good role models"

"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."