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Joke of the Day

"It's greats having your doctor say you're narcissistic. It's like being compared to the stuff of legends."

"I would tell you the one about the broken pencil. But there's no point to it."

"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."

"Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side..."

"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."

"I have the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the Lincoln Park Zoo"

"Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard"

"Why was the Jewish man so defensive about his beer? Because Hebrewed it."

"There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted."

"Why did Yellow divorce Green? Because Green blue Indigo."