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Joke of the Day

"Reporter: What went wrong in the Challenger launch? NASA: have you ever built a space ship? Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard"

"get away from the tree Dad: get away from that tree son! Son: why dad? Dad: it looks shady"

"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"

"What's the funniest joke you know? (Here's one of mine) Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat. One got pissed off."

"What do you call a french organized crime detective? J'accuza"

"There was a Mexican boy born with two dicks. He named the first one Jose. What did he name the second one? Hose B"

"Look ma, no hands. I was caught shoplifting in Saudi Arabia :("

"I haven't lost my virginity yet Because I never lose"

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"the scariest thing about teenage girls is all they have to do is laugh near you and they instantly make you feel like total shit"