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Joke of the Day

"I would tell you the one about the broken pencil. But there's no point to it."

"""Hey Fred"" Yeah Barney? ""The Bee Gees have no hot chicks in the band"" Yeah but ABBA do!"

"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity."

"My girlfriend asked me to get her something that made her look sexy. I got drunk!"

"2 fish in a tank, one fish looks at the other and say's ""do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Life is always one step forward, two steps back...Then slide to the left...Slide to the right. CRISS CROSS!!!"

"Terrorist jokes are a good way to make karma They always blow up."

"Hey guys, I have to lettuce you know that I spend half of my celery on vegetables. You carrot stop eating them but that's just my onion."

"Two antennas met on a roof... they fell in love, and decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was excellent."

"Why was the Queen of Horses hated by her subjects? Because she was too ahoof."