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Joke of the Day

"There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted."

"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."

"Where does Peter Pan like to eat out? Wendy's."

"[marriage counseling] She thinks I make bad decisions ""He hired a clown for my nana's funeral"" PEOPLE NEEDED CHEERING UP, KAREN"

"Men do not have multiple orgasms like women do because if they did they would never be able to get out of the fucking shower."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made him an offer he couldn't understand."

"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"

"If you removed every blade from a 747's engines and laid them end to end, you'd go to prison for rendering useless a $357 million aircraft."

"What do you call a deer without an eye? No idear."

"How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"