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Joke of the Day
"My dad told what the capital of Greece actually is. It's Fathens."
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"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America."
"I thought my witty comeback was completely original.... Turns out it was a riposte."
"What do u call a girl having no boyfriend?"
"10:00pm *gets a snack* 10:01pm *turns on tv* 10:02pm *glances at twitter for 8 seconds* February"
"Tell me about your time in the pornography business It's a schlong story."
"FROM THE FIRST BITE YOU CAN TELL CELERY DOESN'T WANT TO BE EATEN"
"Velcro.. ..What a rip off."
"Why don't cows smoke weed? The steaks would just be too high."
"Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom? Because it's a toad's tool."