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Joke of the Day

"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."

"I just put BOTH my legs into one pajama pant leg...making me a MERMAID!"

"So Tim Cook (CEO of Apple) came out as gay ....I guess that's why all of their products suck dick."

"Liver Doctor: You are in trouble, your liver is enlarged Patient: Does that mean I have more space for whisky now?"

"Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"A friend just cracked this joke.. Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R? Neighbor"

"Me and my cat have been staring at each other for so long I forgot which one of us is stoned."

"What do you call a centaur that can't get a blow job The headless horseman"

"I tripped over the dog a second ago and am hurting a little.Web md has it narrowed down to a sprained uterus or a dislocated cervix. So.."

"Who called it ""falling in love"" and not ""assisted suicide""?"