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Joke of the Day

"I love to online. Have you ever tried online? Online is better than offline I think. There's no memes offline and there are wolves offline."

"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."

"How do you kill 200 flies at once? Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan."

"What did Black-Della wear? Whatever her Massa chooses."

"What was Bruce Lees vegetarian brothers name? Broco Lee"

"How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other? Through *more*se code!"

"Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even? The odds are ever in their favours."

"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"

"Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver? Dale Earnhardt jr."

"Do you know what the real letdown about John Glenns death is? It's the second time that Yuri Gagarin beat him to it."