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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"
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"Looking for Texas? Drive east or west on Interstate 70 until you smell shit. Then go south till you run into it"
"One ovary was talking to another ovary.... Left Ovary: ""Better watch out!"" Right Ovary: ""Why?"" Left Ovary: ""There's two nuts out there trying to cram an organ in here."""
"The reason iPad has no camera is that there's no way to take a good pic while laughing at how goofy you'd look using it as a big ass camera."
"What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Very, very hungry."
"What is the most inappropriate thing to say to someone who just lost their job? You had one job."
"Jesus: Go forth. You are now fishers of men. Peter: *harpoons a guy* Jesus: Too literal, bro."
"What happened to Windows 9 Windows 7 ""Eight"" Nine..."
"What is an assassin's favorite element? What is an assassin's favorite elem- Surprise! (it is much better when spoken, but I'm proud of it)"
"What does a cow use to solve math problems? A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun."