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Joke of the Day

"Harambre the Gorilla hasn't had much luck After getting shot on Earth, Harambre got mauled by Cecil the Lion"

"I once tripped and fell into a deep crevasse. Sorry, that's the hole joke."

"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"

"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" Apparently the politically correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence""."

"What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed? Oh,the humanities!"

"Sad to think this is the tallest I'll ever be, barring some kind of awesome mutation."

"How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce"

"A pedophile walks into the woods with a little girl... Girl: I'm scared Pedo: Me too, I need to walk home alone."

"Talk to the hand. The hand is lonely and needs some company. What are you up to? How's work? You look great. You want some tea?"

"What's a karate experts favourite beverage? kar-a-TEA HA"