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Joke of the Day
"What is empty and spins round and round? A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim."
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"I like to steal pictures of people's breakfast and post them again I guess you could say I'm a cereal reposter"
"Why clickbait is so effective"
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"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."
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"A Texas sheriff found a black man who was shot 12 times. He said it was the worst case of suicide he'd ever seen."
"If you don't know me, don't judge me. Unless you're making me a pizza and you say ""This woman looks like she wants extra cheese."" That's ok"