221437

Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps could finish a race."

"I'm texting hubs a grocery list one item at a time so he can experience his phone blowing up"

"Just re-watched the lesbian scene in Black Swan. For the articles."

"Why did the pirate update his Macbook? His matey told him he needed an iPatch"

"What type of computer sings? A Dell."

"What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band? Syndrome of a Down"

"What do an eagle and a broom have in common? They both fly but the broom doesn't."

"Don't Commit Suicide 0/10 people who commit suicide recommend it."

"Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food."

"Story of Dave There was one a man named Dave. Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said, 'ah, what the hell, I'll get used to the smell'. 'And think of the money I'll save'."