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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you give Viagra to a politician? He gets taller"
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"Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!"
"If your girlfriend offers to make you breakfast at 2 AM. She's probably not your girlfriend and your just drunk at Denny's again."
"Why did Cindrella sucked at baseball? Because she kept running away from the ball."
"Are you guys gonna enjoy your weekend I'm not I'll probably obsess over the problems I create in my mind then maybe eat something I regret"
"I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror."
"What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to jail for impersonating a police officer..."
"Developing an app that redirects you to twitter if you click on any other app on your phone cause obviously it was a mistake. You're welcome"
"Where'd I drop my waffle? At the beach in San Diego."
"Modern art.. I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!"