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Joke of the Day
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a well known six offender."
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"Never been able to throw a frisbee too well, but I make up for it by having a huge dong & a really positive attitude"
"What do you call a Cuban Atheist? Infidel Castro."
"Keep your friends close & your enemies, in your trunk. Unless you're crossing a border. Then don't do that."
"My friend likes to make carvings of people of religion in his spare time. You'd like a punchline to this, wooden jew."
"Calm down mechanic guy. Just here for an oil change. If I wanted to know about all the other shit wrong with my car I'd turn the radio down."
"Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels? Because you make my hotdog stand"
"Where do you find a one legged dog? Wherever you fucking left it!"
"doc: how is your headache? she: he is doing fine."
"In every generation there's one man who stands up for the little guy: Bernie Sanders is that little guy."