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Joke of the Day
"Hey baby do you build portable wienerschnitzels? Because you make my hotdog stand"
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"After 5 years of marriage. After 5 years of marriage I found out my wife has 2 incomes, hers and mine....."
"My vegan friend asked me if I've met his new girlfriend I said I've never seen herbivore"
"My first time having sex was a lot like my first time in church.. Actually, come to think of it, it was my first time in church."
"""She loves me not..."" : Picks last petal : ""She LOVES ME!"" Flower: ""...NOT! LOL nerd"" : Whips out hidden petal shaped like middle finger :"
"The Allman Brothers couldn't have a woman in the band for two reasons:"
"I went for a check-up today, the dr. said everything looked good... Then he stuck his finger up my ass and declared everything there was good also.... I think I may need to find a new dentist."
"I hope I look half as good on my wedding day as I do on my divorce paper-signing day."
"i just crashed my car in a lane between two houses, owned by mr and mrs ball, and one owned by mr and mrs smith thank god i was dragged out by the smiths"
"The worst part about being a billionaire... ...is people thinking you said ""millionaire""."