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Joke of the Day

"What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi"

"You can use lemon juice to get the goat's blood out of the drapes. #householdhints"

"I could've been a boxer, like my father. He could've been one too Source: Simon Munnery"

"When you die your voice gets added to the Big Bang Theory laugh track."

"It's cute when they put expiration dates on snacks like I won't eat them as soon as I get to my car."

"Why did the cultists drink the Kool-Aid? To get to the other side."

"Ever turn the radio right to your favorite song as it's beginning? It almost makes up for the fact that everyone you love will die sometime."

"They planned the date when the Burj Khalifa would be finished in advance... They wanted to know when it'd be due by"

"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."

"Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow."