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Joke of the Day
"What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage? Audi"
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"""If you break up with me, I will beach myself."" -dramatic whale"
"What's black and blue and hates sex? ... a rape victim"
"They're relea$ing two $eparate film$ ba$ed on the 3rd book in the'Hunger Game$' trilogy. I'm $hocked. Totally $urpri$ing."
"I want to die the same way I was born. Naked, screaming, and covered in blood."
"What did the gay guy say to Pinocchio? Lie to me motherfucker."
"What I really need is a woman who loves me for my money but doesn't understand math."
"A recent study shows 50% of people think that people who can't spell are idiots .. The other 50% said ""that's ridiclious!"""
"Last night... ...as I was lying in bed, I looked up at the beautiful night sky, the beautiful moon, and the beautiful stars. Then I wondered: where the fuck is my roof?"
"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and the American people? America doesn't want Bush."