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Joke of the Day
"Police Officer: Do you speak English? Jose: Yes. Police Officer: Where are you from? Jose: Yes"
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"As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable."
"What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality"
"Facebook Genius, Just changed my Facebook name to No one' so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say No one likes this'."
"*releases frozen turkey back into the ocean"
"Dijon vu The feeling you've eaten this mustard before."
"Samsung sold me the wrong phone. I bought the S7, but apparently they gave me the C4."
"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."
"What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef."
"Good luck listening to 80's music without imagining my silhouette doing karate poses."