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Joke of the Day

"How does a Muslim close a door? Islams It."

"How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z!"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car? Rex (made this one up myself!)"

"The best way to get a woman to argue with you is to say something"

"You know I think Fight Club is pretty underrated. Nobody talks about it these days"

"Its march already Life is marching forward"

"I had a dream that a priest took a dump on my front lawn holy shit"

"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""

"Wife: Am I grotesque? Me: No, angel cake! Wife: Why did you call me a cake? Me: Cake is round? *runs *"

"Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? Mace."