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Joke of the Day
"Another Adele Joke Why did Adele cross the road? To say ""Hello from the other side."""
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"Did you guys know that my son is a really big star? Yup, he's 1.989 x 10^30 kilos and has a diameter of 1.4 million kilometers."
"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"It's a little known fact that Elton John doesn't like iceberg lettuce, he's a rocket man."
"A porn star comes running up to a laundromat just as it's closing, offering to trade sex so she can wash her clothes. [nsfw] She just wanted to get one more load in."
"Why did Jim die from eating at an Italian restaurant? Because he asked for 'ebola spaghetti'"
"Legal tip for men: if you get a free t shirt at a bar, you're not required to keep it forever, like they can't arrest you if u throw it out."
"Atheism... ...is a non-prophet organization."
"What happens if you steal in Afghanistan? You get Talibanned"