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Joke of the Day

"When I send someone email instructions that end with ""Let me know if you have trouble,"" I'm really saying, ""Let me know if you're an idiot."""

"What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer."

"What can't you hear a pterodactyl go the bathroom? Because the P is silent..."

"If you had lesbian parents, You would be in an endless cycle of ""Go ask your mother."""

"If you say ""cash money"" around me, Don't act surprised when I kick you in the ""balls nuts"" See how stupid that sounds?"

"Why is Superman wanted by the police? He is wanted for being the Man of Steal."

"""Pff, I liked bread before it was sliced."" - Hipster baker."

"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."

"No sin mi supervision Jaimito Mama mama! Puedo usar el coche? -No sin mi supervision Jaimito! -Ui perdon por no tener superpoderes como tu!! jajaja"

"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."