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Joke of the Day

"Hunters, you shouldn't wear camo you should dress like cars. Deer will walk toward you and hope you kill them."

"What is a double-wide salad? It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad"

"Pull the pin out of a grenade... and you can keep it for the rest of your life."

"Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich."

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs They always take things literally"

"What happened to the Jewish Pinokio? He tried to lie, but his nose couldn't get any longer!"

"How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday? With a low-key event"

"My mother arrives on Friday, so I have to do three months worth of cleaning in 48 hours. Also, lose 30 pounds and live up to my potential."

"What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !"

"I like my women like I like my food. Existent."