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Joke of the Day

"French People and France When god created France it was beautiful, and great. The rest of the world was so jeaulous...so to make it equal god created French People."

"A terrorist made a post on reddit... Then he said ""Well, I'm gonna see how's that gonna blow up in a few hours"""

"How can you tell when a mechanic has had sex? When one of his fingers is clean."

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hippies don't screw in lightbulbs...they screw in dirty sleeping bags."

"German sausage jokes are the wurst ..."

"What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix? Stupid"

"There's a new dating site for bestiality enthusiasts It's called Petfinder.com"

"Purple is my favorite colour. I like it more than red and blue combined."

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste"

"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."