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Joke of the Day

"Forest fires always think my jokes are hilarious But it's probably just because they're blazing trees"

"Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture"

"The woman seated next to me wanted to know if San Francisco is near the water. I replied, ""What's water?"" so she wouldn't feel stupid."

"Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!"

"What did the racist cannibal have for breakfast? Nigger-o's"

"Whats the best part of fuckin a pregnant woman? you get a handjob at the same time"

"""Snitches get stitches"" Cute little rhyme.. However I believe, ""Snitches never wake up again"" is more likely to deter snitching..."

"I'm so tired of rascist jokes. They all start out the same. With a look over your shoulder."

"mom: do the dishes me: i cant im ugly"

"YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT."