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Joke of the Day
"How many wrinkles does an asshole have? Smile and ill start counting"
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"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."
"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."
"Whenever u feel like ur not being productive, take a nap. You'll wake up groggy & angry & have forgotten abt the whole ""productivity"" thing"
"I sexually identify with the noble panda; I too have difficulty having sex in a cage surrounded by 800 Chinese people"
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"I'm building an exercise machine for Ray and Dave Davies. I'm still working out the kinks."
"I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set He told me there would be repercussions"
"What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog."
"Hillbillies are getting restless. Neighbor kid is dancing around a burn barrel listening to Whitesnake & wearing a Batman mask"