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Joke of the Day

"sometimes to end a text convo thats going on too long u gotta break out the big guns and say you're going to bed. at 2:30 in the afternoon."

"Why did everyone hate the shoe company? It had no soul."

"Donald Trump is like a marshmallow... He's easy to roast, a little orange on top, catches fire easily, and will melt down when he gets under too much heat."

"If I were to invade Djibouti... Do you think Greece would help? [read out loud]"

"A Rabbit's foot is considered good luck! A Camel's toe should be considered really good luck!!"

"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."

"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."

"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."

"I came up with a really awful joke, but I'm sure some of you are twisted like me. I've got a knife and a penis. Which one do you want first?"

"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""