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Joke of the Day

"Why did everyone hate the shoe company? It had no soul."

"How do you always keep your shoes tied? Replace the laces with earphones."

"FBI: I can't unlock my phone Genius: is that a fake mustache over your mustache? FBI into earpiece: Operation Twostache has been compromised"

"Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back."

"Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia ? The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back."

"One night stand I'm not happy about my girlfriends one night stand. I'd really like somewhere to put my phone and spare change when we go to bed."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."

"I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk."

"How many hookers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One hooker at a minimum. However the light bulb must be big enough for two people to fit inside"

"If Bernie Sanders gets elected, they should rename the White House the ""Sand Castle""."