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Joke of the Day
"Why did everyone hate the shoe company? It had no soul."
Next Joke
"The jerk store called. *removes hat* I'm afraid there's been an accident."
"Spinach is like butt sex If you're forced to have it as a child; you won't enjoy it as an adult"
"What's the difference between a kid and a cat? Who has the diploma when you get rid of them."
"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""
"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."
"What do you call a fashionable Japanese warrior? Glamurai"
"My parents tried to surprise me with a car this Christmas... Fortunately they missed."
"Why do some people cough alot? Because they drink to much coughee."
"Today is International Women's Day. It was actually supposed to be held 2 days ago but they took too long to get ready."