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Joke of the Day

"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""

"""Mom, do you have time to play Crazy 8's?"" ""No I'm making dinner, I don't have the time to learn a new game right now."" ""It's not new, it was made in the 1960's"""

"Shoutout to my Cold War reenactment group! We're just a bunch of chill white guys, sitting at a table, acting stressed about the USSR."

"What charity has PETA beat in terms of death rate? The Make a Wish Foundation."

"Biggest Joke Of the Century :) ""Computer's And Mobile's were Invented to save our time"""

"Advertisers: you can stop using ""it will change your life"" as a selling point. Cocaine, unemployment, and AIDS will also change your life."

"Saw the trailer for Life Of Pi. Why are they making a Calvin & Hobbes movie in 2013?"

"What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow."

"What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child? A kid who loves halalpenos"

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better."