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Joke of the Day

"Some pretty young girl just knocked on my door saying there was a Pokemon inside my house... I was all ""Nice try Chris Hansen..."""

"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"

"How much sex does a sister of the church get? Nun"

"What do you call a prostitute giving a blowjob under a bridge? Nothing. That's a low blow."

"The iPad 2 will be released on March 11th. Of course, as a celebrity, I'm already using my complimentary iPad 7. The screen touches ME!"

"I packed my own lunch this morning if anyone wants a baggy of dry cereal or a stapler."

"Google just threw a drink in my face I deserved it I have no business asking those questions"

"What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital? An Oncologist"

"VIAGRA BASAL SPRAY VIAGRA ANNOUNCED A NASAL SPRAY VERSION. WILL THAT TURN GUYS INTO DICKHEADS"

"The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades."