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Joke of the Day

"What do deviant nuns have? Big bad habits."

"What do you call a heavy toilet? El ton john."

"Thats is how i outsmart him :P My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."

"I went to the zoo today. The only animal they had was a dog. It was a Shitzu."

"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."

"Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor."

"Trump running for president It's Hillaryous."

"Why do drug dealers hate prostitutes? Because prostitutes can wash their crack and sell it again."

"My buddy is doing a semester abroad. I would be perfectly content doing a broad a semester."

"Somebody told me I was condescending today. Since you probably don't know what that means, its when you talk down to people."