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Joke of the Day

"Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic? Because he enjoys living in denial."

"For what a college education costs these days, I think most kids would just prefer to buy a helicopter."

"I was wondering where the ball went then it hit me"

"In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby."

"Why did the mechanic go to art school? Because he wanted to learn how to make a van go!"

"What did Caesar say when was in agreement? I came. I saw. I concurred."

"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"

"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."

"What happened when five fat French men got in the lifeboat? Cinq."

"how do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogy in it."