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Joke of the Day

"With my 4 year old granddaughter: What's a cat's favorite pasta? Mousearoni"

"The thing about driving in Lebabon the traffic can get Beirutal!"

"After reviewing my life, God may very well issue another 5 to 10 commandments. Sorry, guys."

"What is the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"my penis was in the guinness world records book then the librarian told me to take it out"

"What do Reddit and Pedophiles have in common? they are both fucking immature assholes..."

"Q: IS IT SEXUAL HARASMENT IF YOU GO TO A WOMAN AND TELL HER HER HAIR SMELLS NICE? A: WHAT IF THE MAN IS A DWARF?"

"[throwing a party] I invited Judas. That okay? ""Judas from IT, or the guy who betrayed Jesu-"" *loud knock* ""It's the Roman legion. Open up!"""

"When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it's like what am i, your maid"

"Why did Barty Crouch Jr. stop drinking? It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it."