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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst punchline on /r/jokes? I haven't got the faintest idea."

"So I asked my dealer for some coke. He said 'Is Pepsi okay?' It was delicious nevertheless."

"I simply haven't seen enough solid evidence that suggests not drinking is better than drinking."

"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."

"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"

"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."

"Did you know that it's traditional to serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap? There's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise."

"Who decided smiling would be the default expression for pictures?"

"My girlfriend wants a Christmas Gift she can wear... I'm going to give her a facial."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"