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Joke of the Day

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? Repost the same exact joke over and over and/or upvote it to the front page."

"Boss: Where were you born? Santa : India .. Boss: which part? Santa : What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ."

"My dental hygienist retired after working 55 years... All she got was a lousy plaque..."

"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"

"Not all men just want a relationship for sex. Some want their ironing done too."

"Rationally, I now understand that my parents were always Santa, but I still don't get how they made it to all those houses in one night."

"When my girlfriend complains about how bad her day was I like to hold her hands Because shes deaf"

"A person on this website accused me of writing ""a thousand bad jokes"" and I was like wow that's a weird way to say you like 7000 of my jokes"

"whats the difference between my driveway and 14 year old daughter? ... I pull out of my driveway"

"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"