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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? You can't take a joke...."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog."

"What do cows do in traffic? They moove"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock, with a mouth full of cock, to find out Jill's real name was Randy."

"What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don't eat."

"Call me narrow-minded, but I'll never try bestiality. I'm just not interested in going down that rabbit hole."

"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."

"What did the square say to the root? ""Radical"""

"A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''"