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"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."
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"Deathblade the Biker Gang leader ran over a land mine. He died like he rode: all over the place."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? License and registration, please. WHEN DO WE WANT IT? Sir, please stop shouting and step out of the vehicle."
"Tofu is over rated... It's just a curd to me."
"Nick Cannon is the new face of Radio Shack both of which apparently still excist"
"How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Ummm ... forget about the changing the lightbulb, honey, maybe let's start with changing those curtains"""
"""If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again"" - A Memoir"
"How does Jackie Chan karate chop things over there? AYA!!"
"Dark humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old."
"{Date} ME: I have to warn you, I'm the jealous type WAITER: What would you folks like? HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY?!?"