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Joke of the Day

"How much for the best friend? Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale."

"I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park."

"*The most messed up jokes you know* I'll start: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy? Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen."

"My scout leader taught me a very valuable lesson... ... ""If you lick your fingers and wet it a little, it will slide right in"". Threading needles has never been this easy!"

"Apparently there's enough room in my mouth to put more than one foot."

"My wife told me she thought the clone troopers were kinda hot I told her she might have a Fettish."

"What's orange and red and crawls along the side of the road? A wounded cheesie."

"This table is a bit wobbly, one of the legs appears to be shorter, Luckily I have just been given a copy of the new album by Nickleback"

"are vegans allowed to play Duck Hunt"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."