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Joke of the Day
"My dick's like Pizza Hut... Kids eat for free."
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"How do you catch a unique cat? Unique up on it."
"[Drug Deal] How do I know ur not a cop? ""If I was a cop would I do this?"" *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is"
"What kind of dreams do dustmites have? .............. Mitemares"
"""What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?"" ""No idea."" ""Denim."" ""Denim?"" ""Denim denim denim denim denim..."""
"My wife is like a delicious strawberry popsicle. Cold on the inside and 90% artificial."
"Why your oven doesn't attend an university? It already has at least hundred degrees"
"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"
"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"
"I hate when the whole Internet mourns someone's death & I have to Google them to find out if they were a politician, an athlete or a Muppet."